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| ISSUE 3 ANDY TOWNSEND & ALLY MCOIST Andy n'Ally. Hmmm. To be fair to the lads, they're only following the ITV brief. Placed (or tethered in Ally's case) “pitchside” they're given one minute to do it all before the ads kick in so it's all a bit hectic. So they start from a disadvantage and for all we know Ally McCoist may be the greatest brain in football - who's to know. ARSE vs JUVE - ITV 28/03/06 Halftime Round-Up Andy: Yeah, I think so Gabby. There's plenty of encouragement from what I've seen there in the opening forty-five minutes. Arsenal still a bit jiddery in the first ten minutes Ally, but once they got it going, once they started popping it around, listen Juventus can't live with 'em they really can't and little Fabricas again has been right at the heart of it. Ally: He's bin fantastic Andy aduhash halookdep halookdep yer shoulder hed ear-lee chance veer yu fine adish screwed it a little but wide berlickedy time a little bit a war seen war a lilbut ward aboot Ljunberg be juicala support but Henry air fur example with a free kick he teks it ear-lee he's nort excpectin' it the kipper, a little but unlucky, Andy? Andy: Well that particular one I'm not so sure but this was the one ooa the earlier one that he made made a great little run (long pause) and of course it never quite came off unfortunately but nonetheless the goal Ally, when it came the goal was sensational the goal was absolutely first class the goal, wannit? Ally: Ah movin' off the ball's jus top class annit y'tork aboot streak not even streakers midfield 'avin a shot at gool e gets a little beet ofa breek he's throo amin Thourains legs but heh, he deserves eet goalkipper flat footed. Ed: You get the picture. I suppose we'll have to do more of Andy n'Ally… but really! |
