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LEE SHARPE

Now that Soxy’s gone, there’s a vacancy at the Beeb. The successful candidate must be stupid yet uber-bland. He/she should be devoid of original ideas.  Above all he/she must be inarticulate. Step up to the plate, ‘he/she’ Lee Sharpe.

ON WHO’S GOING TO BE RELEGATED - MOTD2 26/03/06
Well errr I don’t wanna upset Steve Bruce or  Brian Robson. I played at Porstmouth. I don’t want them to go down either so so I’m inna I’m in a weird predicament at the moment.

Ray Stubbs: Which way are you going then?

Lee Sharpe: Errrrr, I’d probably have to say I hope Brucey or Robbo stay up. I’d have to flip a coin. I don’t know which one.

Stubbsy: Oh what is your answer. Come on you can’t just sit here like this!
Ed’s note: Errrr, what Stubbsy said!

MAN U. 3 BIRMINGHAM 0
Stubbsy: How will (Steve Bruce) react to his players?

Sharpey: Yeah I I think that as err Brucey y’know was a hundred percent player errr and as long as the team are giving a hundred and ten percent week in week out ummm we saw there they they had a few chances to to maybe get back in the game erm but I’m sure that y’know Broo Brucey the type of bloke he is if he could get himself fit he’d go and play in the back four himself I think.

Eds Note: What was the question?