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| ISSUE 3 LES FERDINAND What to say about Les Ferdinand. What immediately springs to mind is why! If you ask the BBC they will say that he offers insight. What you actually get is bollox. The stuff he talks and those on display. Sir Les also holds the world record for the number of words said in a minute. So put a pillow down your shorts and read the following as fast as you can in a gor-blimey accent. WEST HAM vs BOLTON BBC 15/03/2006 On Sam Allerdyce and Bolton Yeah he’ll be pleased but err obviously the goal he’ll be disappointed with the with the the manner in which the goal came abart but erm, he’ll be pleased with the way that Bolton‘ve gone abart their bisnis they y’know they’ve done what you expected them to do y’know, they’ve got the ball in the box, they every time the ball goes forward Kevin Davies will go for the flick on n’ he’ll get Nolan or Stelios that’ll go in behind 'em erm n’ make n’ get goals. On Marlon Harewood’s winning goal …as err as Trevor says err Maffyoo Everington does excellent here you don’t see all the work ‘e does but ‘e cuts inside ‘ere n’ picks out Benayoun beautifully darn the darn the line an an then you jus see Marlon ‘ere we err the bottom ‘ere jus ‘oldin ‘is run, ‘oldin ‘is run gessa cross Benayeeee n’put thassa great finish. |
