Ever wondered why the prospect of a pundit's halftime analysis makes you reach for the kettle? Well, this is why. We've transcribed their chatter and it's harrowing stuff. It is exactly as they said it, warts n'all...and you will see it's mainly warts. GARTH CROOKS LES FERDINAND ANDY GRAY ALAN HANSEN WORLD CUP HOWLERS NEW! MARK LAWRENSON GRAEME LE SAUX GARY LINEKER PAUL MERSON JJ OKOCHA NEW! GARY PALLISTER CARLTON PALMER DAVID PLEAT LEE SHARPE ALAN SHEARER ANDY TOWNSEND & ALLY MCOIST IAN WRIGHT NEW!