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MR STRASSER'S RICHES

Sidenetting was recently thrilled to receive the chance of riches beyond our dreams. Here’s the exchange. We didn’t get our rightful bounty but if anyone out there wants a go please feel free to contact Mr Strasser.

VIA EMAIL:

Dear Sir Madam

Forgive me if this letter comes to you as a surprise. Well I am the Chief Accounts auditor with Trust Bank Limited (Ghana) my name is John Strasser. I got your contact during my quest for a reliable person to build up a mutual business relationship. There was a deceased foreign client a Libyan (Nationality) who deposited huge sum of funds at my Company. This client and his entire family was among the victims that died on a Plane crash with Ethiopian Airline flight (ET 961) which the whole passengers aboard was death in the year 2000. The deceased client by name: Abdullah Mohammed deposited large sum of money (US$ 9.2 Million) Nine Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars, for safe keeping with my company since February 2000. Our deceased customer lived in Ghana for many years. Since the demise of our late customer I have watch with keen interest to see any of the relations comes up for the claims ownership of this funds but with know avail. And there is no trace to locate any of the deceased relations.

However, the Banking regulation in Ghana stipulates that after a period of 5 years and none of the deceased relations has comes up to claims this funds my Bank will confiscate the said Money as un claimed funds. It’s based on this fact I decide to contact and ask you to stands as the deceased distance “cousin” so that you can apply direct to my Bank as the Next of Kin to the deceased. I will guide you on how to apply to my Bank upon your acceptance. I will send you all the necessary information’s in regards of the deceased deposit file and the account number.

As soon as my Bank approves your claims of ownership as the Next of Kin, the Bank will release the aforementioned funds to you. Further more, after you have successfully claims ownership of these funds, I will put down my resignation letter and comes over to your country to collect my own percentage shares of the deal. If you agreed on my proposal we shall share this funds 60% for me and 40% for you of the total funds. Note: During your application for the Ownership claims of the deceased funds, you should never disclose my name as your true source of information because this will destroy my entire image and my 17 years of services to my Bank. We shall keep everything information between us secret. This deal is free from no risk. During your reply send me your private contacts phone and fax with your mobile number, for our direct communication link. Below are my direct contact phone and email.

Awaits your soonest reply.

Regards,

Strasser John

Tel: (+) 233 244 366 884
E-mail: stra_jo1@yahoo.com

Dear Mr Strasser,

Sounds great. Can you assure me it's not illegal. Let me have more details.


Regards
Sidenetting

Dear Sidenetting,

This is deal is between you are me and must be treated with utmost confidentiality. There are no illegality over this deal., its very real. All you need to do is to follow my directives and advice. Let me have your full confidence to handle this deal then I will send you email address of the Bank Manager, which you will contact and inquire about the claims of Next of Kin to the deceased person which you will "stands" as your true relation. Send me your direct contact information, Cellphone and fax number. You can phone me direct on my private number: 00233 244 366884

Awaits to hear from you.

Regards... JOHN STRASSER


Dear Mr Strasser,

OK. Send me the e-mail address of the bank manager and tell me what to write. It's very exciting.


Dear Sidenetting,

Before I will send you the email address of the Bank Manager of  "Trust Bank Limited" We need to talk on phone to establish a mutual voice relationship first. Call me on my direct line which I already included on my previous mail and also You do send me your direct phone and fax number, when replying this mail.

Regards.. John Strasser

And there we got bored with it. But we do wonder if anyone else has heard from the philanthropist, John Strasser.